The University of California gathered information from 1,200 women between the ages of 60 and 89 and found out that those who reported being the happiest in their sex life had an overall higher quality of life.
Bottom line: Get It On!
Riding a bicycle for 60 minutes burns 260 calories, which happens to be the same amount of calories in one scoop of ice cream.
Bottom line: Riding your bike to the ice cream parlor is a win-win.
It is estimated that more than 3,000,000,000 Bibles have been sold throughout the world.
Bottom line: That’s SOLD not READ folks.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.
Bottom line: Oh my, things have changed.
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
Bottom line: Wearing a size 11 could be lethal.
Men think about sex 34 times a day, almost as much as food.
Bottom line: A romp in the sack and a sandwich are now a fantasy.
According to U.S. laws, a beer commercial can never actually show a person drinking beer.
Bottom line: Half naked women having sex with beer are not considered criminals.
Vibrators were the 5th domestic appliance to be electrified, after the sewing machine, fan, teakettle & toaster.
Bottom line: You really can be satisfied after housework.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Bottom line: Yabba dabbo doooo indeed!
French kissing can prevent cavities.
Bottom line: This is not covered by insurance.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Bottom line: Dynamic Duo …. nuff said.
Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
Bottom line: Hearing “you’re right” is worth the co-pay.
A lion’s roar can be heard from five miles away.
Bottom line: A heads-up is always welcome when you are near a lion.
Coffee drinkers have more sex than non-coffee drinkers. They also enjoy it more.
Bottom line: They’re awake, therefore they can.
In the late 19th century, millions of human mummies were used as fuel for locomotives in Egypt where wood and coal was scarce, but mummies were plentiful.
Bottom line: This could be our answer to lower gas prices.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her, but she may only do so with her bare hands.
Female penguins engage in prostitution, for stones not money.
Bottom line: Google this…pssst … there is a video, I won’t judge.
1 out of 17 (400,000,000) people have sex each day – 400 people are doing it RIGHT NOW!
Bottom line: If you’re reading this you are NOT one of the lucky ones.
Now get out there with your new Fact Swag and start a conversation with your friends, co-workers or that stranger in the coffee shop. Whoever it is, you’ll be sure to get a smile or you will have one as you watch them slowly backing away from you…either way…Enjoy the Ride!
“Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.”
Yet Snookie can run ramped in public without hers…dear lord!
Love it! Especially your commentary!
Love them all! Especially the last one…..no, I’m not one of the lucky ones 😦
Neither am I, remember I was writing it.
The Wilma and Fred fact is hilarious. I wonder if stone age sheets also draped just so over a women’s chest. Animal skin doesn’t seem that malleable to me ;).
“Willllllmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!” (I’ll never hear that the same way again…)