In case you haven’t heard the East Coast is about to get slammed by Hurricane Sandy. As if that isn’t scary enough, some genius (please insert sarcasm) came up with the term Frankenstorm. Why? Sandy isn’t “that kind of girl.” Please we’re ALL “that kind of girl” at one point or another.
24/7 coverage since FRIDAY….FRIDAY…is really wearing thin, but I guess it’s necessary since apparently there hasn’t been
anything else going on here in Philadelphia. Apparently Sandy is so BadAss she scared everything away.
Not a single crime, fire or accident has been reported. Looks like it’s all butterflies, unicorns and fairies in the city of love. Now that’s really scary!
I felt a little better when I went to the supermarket, where I ran into an entitled
bitch woman at the deli counter. SHE was #17, even though we were on #23 when she made her grand entrance. Her late arrival meant nothing in her mind. Poor # 24 tried so hard to put up a fight, but eventually gave in and we all secretly hoped the deli kid would add a little something something to her tuna with cranberry. Never treat your food handler like crap…ever.
Yes, I went to the store! I wasn’t one of them I really needed food and someone had to get the damn milk, eggs & bread. Jeez, making French Toast is a tradition during catastrophic events. I think the theory is it weighs you down like an anchor so you stay put. Well, that’s my theory anyway.
Now my son has been holding vigil since he got home from school on FRIDAY in preparation for a day off. Hmm, he really seems to have a thing for Sandy.
According to the imaginary Senior rulebook, you no longer have to make-up days like the other pion students, you simply graduate.
In his words “Mom, really, think about it, are they gonna make us come back in the Summer?…Come on they already rented the graduation place.” You’ll all be happy to know his prayers have been answered! All Public and Parochial Schools will be CLOSED. It really is good to be young!
Now, lets hope that the rest of our prayers are answered, Sandy remains a goody two shoes and we can all enjoy an unexpected day off to eat all the food and drink all the
wine water we purchased. If not, please take a look below…
Please scroll down for some helpful hints to survive…FRANKENSTORM!
No need to fret over a missed day at the gym..no siree, not when the 24-minute Frantenstorm workout is right at your fingertips.
Remember, you will be alone for days with bags of Halloween candy….just sayin.
Stressed and jacked-up on chocolate that my friends is a dangerous combination. Hold on I have just the trick…
Helpful Hint: For those of us in the direct line of this storm I would suggest holding off on the cider, syrup, pumpkin, cinnamon & nutmeg and doubling up on that vanilla vodka (or anything that might be lingering in the cabinet).
Ponder on some Halloween costume ideas. I think the guy on the left is really onto something. Stay away from Frankenstein or Sandra Dee this year.
Something tells me a Sun costume would be a hit, especially for our East Coast trick-or-treaters.
Hopefully Frankenstorm will be nothing more than a Goblin with a big ego and Sandy will be wearing a chastity belt so we can all remain safe & sound.
Be Safe. Be Prepared. Be Well and of course Enjoy the Ride! It might be a doosey….