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Honk If You Like Boobies

DAILY PROMPT: Express Yourself

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Imagine receiving a call from a potential employer, who decided to conduct an impromptu phone interview right in the middle of a summer day when your two overzealous boys are home. Are you sweating?

Well, this is exactly what happened to my sister. She was on the phone putting her best professional voice forward, while waving her hands; talking through her teeth and giving an evil eye to her two laughing boys, whom she decided to keep after this day. They have no idea how lucky they are … really.

Mothers of boys know that the laughter only escalates when her face begins turning all 81e852da0591f6d25a60f134a95df56fsorts of colors and she appears on the verge of exploding. In their eyes this is the best thing since double stuffed Oreos. 

While she found herself trapped between motherhood, corporate America and a full-blown circus right in her own living room, she slithered up the steps to the sanctuary of her bedroom, shut the door and continued the interview. Just when you think you’re safe…

Suddenly she heard some sort of commotion outside, which wasn’t too unusual since she lived on a main road, but this noise just didn’t seem normal. At times like this you just want to smother your inner curious cat. 

While still on the damn phone she looked out the window only to see her two boys, one in his boxer shorts, holding a sign that read:

Honk If You Like Boobies

Unfortunately for her the neighbors really, really liked boobies!

Express yourself. Never be afraid to find the humor in life and always Enjoy the Ride! 

Yes, she got the job! 

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