Everything was very nice, but I was hoping for more of a Legally Blond Sorority moment with Ann Taylor dresses, pearls and everything pink. Not that these things reflect me in any way, I was just looking for some entertainment.
Since this ceremony was on a Sunday evening, I decided to book myself a room at a local Bed & Breakfast near the college. I was really looking forward to the getaway, mainly for a good nights sleep. A night away from the husband and dog, who spend their days plotting to simultaneously snore so they can have the room all to themselves. I have no evidence of this master plan, other than the bags under my eyes.
After a very long day I headed back to the Inn, which was absolutely beautiful. The Inn Keeper informed me earlier that I was the only guest for the evening. At the time I thought this was a good thing, but when I walked back into this immense historic house in the dark…well, I was having second thoughts (yes, I am the Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town and no, I don’t care).
I got settled in the big comfy bed with hopes of quickly falling sound asleep. Of course that didn’t happen..why you ask…because, brace yourselves… it’s too QUIET! I am wide awake and declare myself a middle-aged Goldie Locks. Home is too noisy and now this place is too quiet…ugh..come on.
Well, I did in fact fall asleep, only to wake up at 2 a.m., realizing I was in a strange place and *BAM* ….. the Sandman has left the building. This is where having a vivid imagination is a curse. Anyone else would turn on the T.V. or read in hopes of dozing off again, but noooo… not me. I lay there wide awake with the wheels in my head spinning with thoughts of how the Inn Keeper was actually like Kathy Bate’s character in the movie Misery. Remember that looney tune?
She obviously enjoys my Blog and is jealous that I won a contest over at The Byronic Man blog. In her jealous rage she screams at me for being Tagged by MissFourEyes and decides to hold me hostage at the Inn. This is where I give myself a firm…Lisa! Stop it and just go to sleep, you big…gigantic…weirdo!
Finally, I managed to get myself back to sleep, right before it was time to get up…so much for rest and relaxation. My Kathy Bates/Misery thoughts made me chuckle, until she was serving me breakfast and my imagination surfaced, yet again; and suddenly my pancakes started to look very suspicious.
It was just so unbelievably Q U I E T. I couldn’t stand it another second. There was some light conversation at breakfast, but other than that I was officially a Monk. (I could only be a rebel Monk)
My Conclusion: It has been a very long time since I’ve spent time with a very important person….ME.
One of the most important things you can do is surround yourself in true silence and rest your mind, but it is very difficult in this world of sensory overload. Obviously I need to practice shutting down my mind otherwise I will be talking to lamps and it will sadly be a two-way conversation.
So, take a minute to unwind, untangle, refocus and as always…Enjoy The Ride!